1. 11:21 18th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from apathyneverlandedonthemoon

    What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
    — 

    My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

    WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

    (via herestothedesperatedasher)

    Can we please have a story about this?

    (via kageyawa)

     
  2. 16:43 17th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from thatthingyoudowithyoureyes

    upallnightogetloki:

    turianbatman:

    Do you expect me to talk?
    No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

    Reblogging again from the source to show that the post was altered. I’m not standing for that disrespect.

     
  3. 16:42

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    chronicarus:

    Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

     
  4. 16:42

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    Reblogged from clarrisani

    kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

    kitteningrayspaces:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    ohgodhesloose:

    *boop* *bap*

    "I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

    WHAT NO

    This made me giggle far too much

    (Source: catleecious)

     
  5. 09:09 16th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from thatthingyoudowithyoureyes

    vegan-bogan:

    asylum-art:

    10 Magical Pebble Paths That Flow Like Rivers

    The garden or back-yard is one of the best places in a home for the home-owner to express their creative side. Why surround all those beautiful plants with an ugly path when you can create a creative stone garden path that looks like a work of art? We collected this list to show you what a well-done pebble garden path can look like.

    River stones and pebbles worked really well for the projects in these pictures, but just about any stone can work as long as you can think of a cool design with it and turn it into a stable path.

    1. Judy White
    2. unknown
    3.  Claire Ashman
    4. Francesca Gallo
    5.  sarako
    6. pebbleandcomosaics.com
    7. Sarah Garner
    8. lorifeger.hubpages.com
    9. Chuck Domitrovich
    10. Jeffrey Bale

    Yes. All of this.

     
  6. 10:47 14th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from thatthingyoudowithyoureyes

    screamingcrawfish:

    thegestianpoet:

    a nice photoset of lucy liu looking like a queen and jonny lee miller looking like a dingus

    accurate summary of the show too tbh

    (Source: imustveblinked)

     
  7. 10:44

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    Reblogged from thatthingyoudowithyoureyes

    sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    (Source: ultrafacts)

     
  8. 10:41

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    Reblogged from thatthingyoudowithyoureyes

    mypatronusisrorypond:

    redscudery:

    saunteringvaguelydownwards:

    decemberpaladin:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

    “Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

    Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

    Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

    Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

     
  9. 21:22 13th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from unimpressedcats

    (Source: duoachievement)

     
  10. 18:27

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    Reblogged from wickedace